Swing over to She Who Stamps to read about The Lawn Ranger and the Story of the Scuba Mower. Here's a snippet:

...as I came around the side of the house I saw him standing on the deck. I stopped the mower and turned to walk over to him and saw him pointing toward the pond. The lovely pond where our mower was heading....

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